Dec 12, 2009

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#23. I’m dreaming of a white-light Christmas. Married people like the holiday spirit: This is our first Christmas in our first house together. Mucho exciting. Nothing can ruin my holiday cheer. I’m enchanted by the way our home has been transformed via red and gold décor. John would add white lights to every available surface and keep them up year round, if I let him. When you stand back a few feet from our Christmas tree, it looks tasteful yet typical. But sometimes you have to look closely to see the big picture: Our pre-lit branches are decorated with a magical blend of glittered-covered butterflies and battery-operated Star Wars ships. You can tell a lot about people from their choice of ornaments, don’t you think? My sister-in-law, for example, displays NY Yankee bulbs 24/7/365. Turning the tree on is my favorite part. My handy hubby rigged the garage door opener to double as a remote. With the click of a button, I am enraptured by the warm, white-light glow and a few of John’s favorite sounds: the voice of James Earl Jones, R2D2’s musical tones and the lashing of light sabers. Listen closely and you will also hear, “We’re doomed.” Or this one: “Fire at will commander.” But my favorite ornament is the Imperial Shuttle, which plays Vader’s leitmotif. In fact, as the self-appointed dark Lord of MogLand, I choreographed an entire dance to the iconic beat. Sadly, even a simple march-in-place reveals that I am rhythmically challenged. Fueled by the radio and department store behemoths, holiday songs are fundamental to this festive time of year. That’s why I swap HBO and E! for the music channel during the holidays, flipping between classic Christmas melodies and modern twists like Tom Petty’s “Christmas All Over Again.” A few weeks ago, while I jammed to the seasonal tunes, John ventured outside to hang more white lights. He wasn’t so much hanging lights as decorating a few side-by-side shrubs. Then he buried the excess strand in the mulch, and even though the tiny lights were covered in dirt, he insisted on taking extra camouflage measures, disguising the unused bulbs with black electrical tape. This is what I call Obsessive Control Disorder. Observing John’s meticulous nature in the barely above freezing temps provoked my desire to unwind. So I whipped up my favorite holiday treat—hot chocolate. Oh, but not just any hot chocolate. I’m talking Ghirardelli All Natural Premium Baking Cocoa. I grabbed a cheery red coffee cup and filled it with milk. Then stirred in two teaspoons of chocolate-powdered heaven. Unfortunately, the powder didn’t dissolve easily. (Apparently, you’re supposed to heat the milk first.) So I stopped with the stirring and placed my holiday-appropriate mug in the cancer-oven. After a minute and a half, I opened the micro-door to an ooey-gooey explosion. The chocolate-coated cup didn’t look so jolly after that. And the inside of our microwave suddenly looked as though it belonged to college co-eds. There was only one thing left to do: open the dishwasher, grab a green...

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Italian by heritage. Croatian by marriage. Writer by addiction.

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